Logo

What movies have not aged well?

08.06.2025 12:16

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

DNA from 9,000-year-old skeletons disproves migratory waves theory from South Africa - Earth.com

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What is the XXX XXX Keerna Kappor video?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Yankees will have to find ninth-inning serenity in Luke Weaver’s absence - New York Post

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What are some ballbusting stories?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

Diamonds Are Forever

What should you answer when someone says to you in French, "au plaisir de vous revoir"?

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

Google's Demis Hassabis says AI will create new 'very valuable jobs.' Here's what he'd study as a student right now. - Business Insider

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Broadcom Stock Falls Despite Earnings Beat From AI Chip Maker - Barron's

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Live and Let Die

Brain Uses Separate Synapses to Balance Learning and Stability - Neuroscience News

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill